Sunday, March 6, 2011

Recommendation Letters For Aka

WEEK END TRAILER EXTRAVAGANZA #14

SUPER of James Gunn, 2010

After drawing that sweat for months, pounced on the hose excerpts at random, here is finally the official trailer! Well, I'd be lying if I hid this stuff that makes drool like a dog, for a start I do not know what I'd give to see jump out of the closet (which I have) Ellen Page (I love you) shouting TA-DA! but now they store my instincts and horrible horrible pass to the fact that the trailer made me Sbragia. Rainn Wilson is a total hero and the fact that apparently the film is ultra violent does not hurt, then I am the only person to see into the minds of references to Vip my brother superman of Bozzetto ? It would be wonderful if they were desired. My hallucinations aside, here are also Kevin Bacon and protomilf and Liv Tyler Gunn is the director of Slither I'm lost, you say, me I have to recover (there Elizabeth Banks, mica cocks )? Anyway CRIME SHUT UP!


ATTACK THE BLOCK of Joe Cornish, 2011

This kind want to see him NOW! The aliens decide to invade us (as usual), starting from South London, where he found a stand against a gang of thugs in the neighborhood and nothing less than that of Paciocco Nick Frost . Would the synopsis (synopsis? But as I speak!?) Was not enough to make up the spawning season, probably will the fact that there are the production of regaz Shaun of the Dead and Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, and even if this v'attizza do not really know what to do for your sad and miserable lives.



CAT RUN of John Stockwell, 2011

As soon as the trailer started I'm scared a lot, like, but davero? I mean, Seriously? Then you realize that it is instead a play and take over the sadness and disgust. This Cat Run has all the appearance of being just a poor two-bit and 23.2 minutes in those not miss made me laugh with tickling. Among the other was a piece I did not feel so bad a bunch of songs put together, but what the hell, what is the music consultant, deaf? You can not hear. Stockwell besides being Cougar Top Gun ( flight suit up! ) is the director of stuff like Agent Hauser: Do not get into that school and in a pre-production stuff is called Kid Cannabis (ok, I say: WTF!) and the presence of that marvel of Paz Vega doubt it can save the film from the sea of \u200b\u200bbitterness in which seems to wallow, but because you lemons Bamboccio Eurotrip. FAIL.


Hyung-rae Shim despite being a very popular comedian in Korea I do not know I have never seen in my life, but maybe I'm wrong that senility is just around the corner. Perhaps then, this film is shit, although I must admit that the slapstick gags from early cinema fan I always laugh. What can I say, I'ma sentimental. Everything here reeks of typical trailer where they are thrown into things and then the best film stock is all a stretch, but who knows. Harvey Keitel (Jason Mewes and there is also , you think) after having worked for Martinelli I am not surprised more than one cock, for that matter if DeNiro is in Manual Of Love 3 ... I'm going to cry a second there.



DYLAN DOG: DEAD OF NIGHT of Kevin Munroe, 2010

I had already spoken a couple of weeks ago and I must admit that, despite this trailer International has failed to shake off the aura of film from basket DVDs to € 5, as usual, the Italian dubbing had taken the usual load of 90 to flatten everything in cacatona. Not that America is a masterpiece, is a whore, but one with a couple of those are (I know, group therapy for undead) just funny that just maybe allow him to aspire to the title The Cult of the trash. That said, I DYD I dropped like a hundred issues ago that the stories had started to make heavy shit, I imagine now. Morgana times (the original first issue I have, so, for a true fanboy of two bullies money) are far off, so for me it's not some kind of sacrilege to distort a character in my memory was completely annihilated by the arrival of things like the Videogirl . The question remains, what the fuck Routh's hair? Whatever it is that which rests on the head I hope you do not nourish his brain because otherwise starve, Judas dancer!



KUNG FU PANDA 2 of Jennifer Yuh , 2011

I had already written here and here, and I must say that seeing the official trailer to my expectations seems own will be confirmed, I think it will be a bombissima, both visually and in terms of fun! Ah, my old enemy, stairs ftw!



DETENTION of Joseph Kahn, 2011

Just the fact that Kahn is just the beginning of the trailer to take the piss out of yourself for that zozzeria Torque is a good sign, then by the whole a series of random elements (alien?) that they do everything to make it look like Breakfast Club meets Scream and here it is by no means a bad thing. Let us then find a couple of director's pretty interesting and a few bars, not to mention Frenchy's Holy Fuck of that, I'm not telling you, you should just listen (but I can not think of that song starts at 0.21sec , anyone? Risk to stay awake all night staring at the wall, until I discover that, damn it!), does not seem to hurt anything. Then, well, yes, the flames are in CGI piety and yes, there is a space ship but I will be a trip to one of regaz, Kahn among others swears that is not a teen horror, the smell of meta-metaforone is beautiful but intense Sticazzi, who Taught you how to make a snuff porn ? Lady Gaga? Dane Cook I love you!



BONUS:

Puss in Boots of Chris Miller, 2011

is something that was not absolutely need, a spin-off of Shrek, who had already broken balls in the second episode to end up deeper in embarrassment. That two balls, but the first was beautiful. If nothing else in this teaser we have avoided that horrible of brought her eyes which frankly could have made sense the first time, that's it.



RUBBER of Quentin Dupieux , 2010

Even this I had already written , now comes a Red Band trailer, which translated means stuff that explodes in a blaze of blood. I told you that I Dupieux is a genius.

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