Chrissy Big Boobs Nadine Jansen

BLOOD IN THE WATER AND FUNBAGS IN THE SKY

PIRANHA Alexandre Aja, 2010

Piranha is indeed produced by a major label, Dimension Films the Weinstein brothers, but is in effect a B-movie with a more substantial budget, and rightly so, since the remake of a B-movie hard and pure, the Corman Piraña of Joe Dante, a real benchmark for the genre. The film makes it clear since their roots dall'incipit, where Richard Dreyfuss intent is to drink beer and fish humming Show Me The Way To Go Home , clear call Matt Hooper (here called Matt Boyd), the marine biologist, he interpreted it Jaws of Spielberg, the first of many references to film the movie. In Piraña fact, there are cameos by the likes of icons Christopher Lloyd, who brings to the screen the position of brilliant madness that has made the fortune of his most famous character , Eli Roth (the protagonist of one of the most beautiful dead) and Ving Rhames (who may not know but h to win the Oscar for his performance and view the scene with him in the center and a motor boat, which seems straight out Braindead by , the undisputed masterpiece of Peter Jackson , I'd say he deserved it) and pornstar Gianna Michaels (another character who dies with a certain class) and Riley Steele , while among the leaders there Elisabeth Shue are and Jerry "My Secret" O'Connell cult actors of the '80s and '90s. Aja's skill, much appreciated by me for his second film, Haute Tension , with its splendid Cécile De France, but soon engulfed the U.S. market, which has practically become a director to remake (and I am profane , its The Hills Have Eyes, a remake of the classic Craven, I had not sorry for anything, while that of Korean Into the Mirror of Sung-ho Kim , I have not seen), is to avoid the excesses that an operation like this could easily fall, or the fake ones postmodern trash, crushing mercilessly on the pedal of violence and gore, and putting as many as possible female nudes on display. Piranha seems to want to deliberately test the limits of MPAA hardly have seen many boobs and so much blood in a mainstream film. The film certainly keeps his promises, left alone the ecology of the original film, the plot, very specious, is just beyond the "there's a lot of stupid people in the water and the piranhas prehistoric past millennia have to eat each other to survive do not see time to make a change to the menu. " Lake Victoria is nothing but the caldera of a volcano in prehistoric following an earthquake in the waters free schools of fish killers, all of this was during Spring Break, the American holiday that brings together in a variety of beach resorts the largest number of balls and bitch ever seen, all committed to drinking beer and participate in Miss wet t-shirt, an ideal setting for a massacre of large proportions. The premises to start a carousel of blood unprecedented, so there are all, I must say that if in general the traditional effects (on the never too praised Greg Nicotero) they are stragoduti me, and it would be impossible to do otherwise, given splatter effect of rare pearls that are able to give, I can not say the same of those in Tax Code, on the contrary, made me sick, and not as "oh my God this sucks I have to look away because this is too much" but in meaning "Christ, this is crap that you can not just look at how bad it is." Apart from a couple of episodes (like what you see hair and the propeller of a motor come in wonderful harmony), the digital effects are really bad, and it is a shame because they had been used only the remedies of the old school Piranha could be made a true masterpiece gore. So instead, the film's French director, is so funny and full of excess, not able to take anything seriously and give instant cult sequences such as Kelly Brook and Riley Steele swimming underwater in full nude on the notes of the famous Flower Duet of Delibes, stuff that a teenager would make me stay dry (and to think of it, even now), or that dell'idiota trying to escape by launching the boat in the middle of swimmers, but still left me a little 'bitter taste in the mouth. If nothing else I hope that in the event of a sequel to refer back to that of Piraña original, the crazy Piranha Paura (one of the titles as a kid made me go crazy, try again: Fear Piranha, that bomb) that with flying piranhas, the first film of James Cameron when stuff like Avatar even if he dreamed.

have not seen the film in 3D, but reading around the internet the general impression is that they are not native, but converted in post production, the effect is very bad.